As a child I was never sent to summer camp, but going by all the “Lord of the Flies” activities I’ve seen depicted in the movies I can’t say I’m all that sorry to have missed out on the experience. Having a large group of unruly kids being looked after by a smaller group of unruly teenagers seems like a recipe for disaster, and that’s not even taking the serial killer factor into consideration.
And with these two in charge, what could go wrong?
Teen stupidity was the number one cause of death in the 80’s.
“Oh, that just wouldn’t do.”
“Pardon me while I whip this out.”
“She’s got… lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”
Sleeping bag massacre.
“Tommy was always a bit of a wash out.”
Though I’d love to find out where Angela found those killer bees. Yikes!
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Also Angela is a dude.
Such manly hands.
Bonus Trivia: Actor Allen Breton who plays the local police officer left the production and shaved off his moustache and then when he returned to film the climax to Sleepaway Camp their solution to his missing moustache was less than convincing.
Can you spot the difference?