The evil Khan (Woody Strode) is opposed to his dying brother’s choice of a successor, so he plans to murder “The Chosen One.” When Khan discovers that a man from Africa has been sent to guide and protect the successor on his journey to the coronation he captures and kills the man who sent for him, but not before making him reveal that it is Tarzan (Jock Mahoney) who is coming.
Duel to the death interrogations just don’t seem all that practical.
“I’d rather play with a baby elephant than be my countries spiritual leader.”
Maybe if he wore pants once and awhile and carried I.D. then this type of issue wouldn’t come up.
So at the thirty minute mark Tarzan has apparently pulled off his three challenges, can we go home now?
“Tarzan, let me run off to get killed, I’m only dragging out this film’s running time.”
“I like it but purple really isn’t my color.”
American politics could take a lesson from these guys.
“I’d love to stay kid but I have to head to Mexico and be played by another actor.”
“This jogging and dysentery diet works wonders.”
“Tonight on Bad Blue Screen Challenges, Tarzan!”