A poster like this just screams confidence.
“I can defeat giant sharks with nothing but my smile.”
The effects are harder to swallow than a small boat.
There is more screen charisma between Barrowman and the shark than there is between him and McShane.
“You can’t handle the tooth!”
Failure thy name is Cataline.
Price of a lifejacket $49.99. The sight of Luis leaping into the shark’s mouth, priceless.
The other scene that was destined to be an internet sensation was intended to be a quiet character building scene between Ben and Cataline, but because Barrowman is Barrowman he improved a line just to get a laugh out of McShane, “I’m a little wired… what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?”
What makes that line doubly funny is that Jenny McShane has no reaction whatsoever to Barrowman’s outrageous statement. That director David Worth kept the line in the movie earns him a special place in my heart. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon is certainly far from the best shark movie out there, but among good/bad movies it can stand tall and proud as at least a very amusing one. And thank you John Barrowman, wherever you are.
Special shout out to worst logo design ever.