|"Are you not entertained!|
This little boy skips the Conan the Barbarian “Wheel of Pain” body building routine and just jumps ahead to the gladiator portion of his life where he is now played by Kit Harrington. To the fans of gladiatorial sports he is simply known as The Celt, he is a bad-ass with a sword and all opponents fall before him like wheat on harvest day. He then gets the Russell Crowe transfer from the sticks to The Show with minimal of effort or screen time.
|“I try to do ten evil things before breakfast.”|
|“Friends, Romans, country men…lend me a script.”|
|“Did you see Russel Crowe out there?”|
|Mount Vesuvius erupts!|
Disaster Movie Note: Seeing as this story takes place in 79 AD one character is missing. The person, usually the hero, who tries to warn the populace of the danger but is ignored. During this time period you weren’t going to run into volcanologist unless they were priests worshiping the god Vulcan. So all we get in this film is the Master of the Games warning Jared Harris that the stadium may be structurally unsound after some minor quakes. He is of course ignored.
|Wait, Pompeii isn’t even a port city, how is this happening?|
|"You know nothing, Jon Snow.|