Stuart Simpson chose to film the opening in black & white just in case we didn’t get that he was doing homage to Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
But what he failed to do is create characters with any definition beyond their appearance; there is no difference between Berretta (Nelli Scarlet), Blondie (Karli Madden) and Snowball (Kate Watts) other than which Suicide Girls type tattoos they are sporting. Berretta is given the most lines and seems the bigger baddass, so that ostensibly makes her the leader of the group, and though Blondie is a little bitchier than the others I kept getting her and Snowball mixed up.
“I’m named after a gun, which makes me the leader.”
“Did you pack the Windex?”
This film’s Crazy Ralph.
Ringing the dinner bell.
“We’re not gay, we just forgot to pack shot glasses.”
“This was no boating accident.”
Sadly this awesome flashback of carnage has no bearing on the story.
“Dammit, I’m trapped in a Japanese hentai movie!”