Nestled
inside the world’s largest volcanic crater is the land of Caspak. Its
jungles teaming with countless varieties of prehistoric life, and it is
in this terror-fuelled land that adventurer Tom Billings must look to
find his lost friend, Bowen Tyler. Edgar Rice Burroughs returns us to
this mysterious world where evolution has been turned on its head.
The People That Time Forgot was first published 1918 as a three part serial for
Blue Book Magazine and is a direct sequel to
The Land That Time Forgot.
When we last left this lost world Bowen Tyler and lovely Lys La Rue
were alone on the cliffs of Caprona, where Tyler had tossed a canteen
into the sea that contained a manuscript of their travails.
When the manuscript is found, an expedition is quickly mounted and is
led by Tom Billings who is the secretary of the Tyler family
shipbuilding company and a long-time friend of Bowen Tyler himself.
Billings is your standard pulp hero; strong, intelligent, courageous but
a little thick when it comes to things of the heart. They arrive off
the coast of Caprona, and its seemingly insurmountable cliff walls, but
not insurmountable to American ingenuity as Billings came prepared with
several options for getting up those sheer cliffs; the first was in
drilling steps bit by bit up the rock face, another was to fire cables
via mortars to the top and scale them that way but as the height of said
cliffs was higher than even he expected he must put plan three into
effect which is to assemble the seaplane he brought along for just such a
contingency.
Over the ice.
The plan is simple. Fly up and scout this strange land via air, find a
suitable landing place and then proceed to ferry the rest of the men up
from the cliff base. Unfortunately things do not go exactly as planned
as almost immediately upon entering Caspak airspace Billings is attacked
by pterodactyls and though his seaplanes guns, as well as his not to
shoddy piloting skills serve him well he eventually gets a bit too
overconfident in his exploring and one final encounter with a flying
saurian sends his plane crashing into the trees.
Cut off from his men and with no idea where Bowen Tyler or his
company is Billings is forced to trudge on alone into the interior of
Caspak hoping to either chance upon Tyler or find some other way down
the cliff walls. As this is a pulp jungle adventure story, Billings
almost immediately runs into a pretty face, a beautiful native girl
named Ajor; who is running for her life from a group of Alus (Alus are
the lowest evolutionary rung of men on Caspak) but with his pistol and
rifle, Billings makes quick work of these Neanderthals. Ajor herself is a
Galu which are the people who have achieved the highest form of
evolutionary progress and are what all men of Caspak hope to someday
become.
Classic cave girl cleavage.
With Ajor at his side Billings begins the long trek north to return
Ajor to her people and to hopefully find some sign of Tyler. Along the
way they encounter many of the primitive subhuman classes of Caspak; the
club wielding Bo-Lu, the hatchet armed Sto-Lu, the spear wielding
Band-Lu and the bow using Kro-Lu, each a step the evolutionary ladderm
but all who seem intent to killing poor Tom on site and taking Ajor for
their own. It’s on this journey we discover a little more on how
evolution works here in this topsy-turvy world. It seems that each
species of man all come from “
the beginning” and that each
individual will, over the course of seven cycles (700 years) move up the
evolutionary ladder. At one point a Bo-Lu will receive the “
calling”
and will then leave behind his people, fashion himself a spear, and go
and join the Sto-Lu. Thus the chain of evolution moves north across
Caspak until eventually they end their journey as a Galu.
“As primitive as can be.”
Ajor is the rarest of creatures though her parents both made their seven cycle journey she was
born
a Galu, and it is from her that we learn of the other race on Caspak
that could be the greatest threat of all, the Weiroo who are a race of
winged humanoids that because they are unable to sire anything other
than males they must kidnap the young women Galus to keep their species
alive. It’s this crazy world that Billings must try and understand or
die, but with the strong and capable Ajor at his side, as well as with
the allies he makes along the way, he just may do that
and find Bowen Tyler.
Sadly the fascinating evolutionary biology of Caspak is pretty much abandoned when
Amicus Productions translated this book to the big screen in 1977 with returning director
Kevin Connor at the helm, and looking at this film it is no surprise to learn
Amicus folded before the movie even got released.
If only the movie was as exciting as this poster.
As I mentioned in my review of
The Land that Time Forgot
how nice it was to find a low budget film that seemed to really care
about the source material- sure there were some key changes from book to
screen but as a whole it was fairly faithful and certainly captured the
spirit of Burroughs’s work. So it was a shock to see that the same
company that did so well by the first book in the series apparently
didn’t even read
The People That Time Forgot let alone try and make a faithful adaptation of it.
“We may not have been in the book, but we suck.”
Right off the start the movie veers away from the book by having Tom’s character changed to Major Ben McBride (
Patrick Wayne) a friend of Tyler’s who leads a small team to Caprona; Hogan (
Shane Rimmer) mechanic and gunner, Norfolk (
Thorley Walters) paleontologist, and Lady Charlotte ‘Charlie’ Cunningham (
Sarah Douglas)
photographer. So aside from having the lead being a man who was friends
with Tyler the script completely jettisons the book. They do take a
seaplane that is brought down by a pterodactyl but not because of the
pilot’s over enthused adventurous nature but because they really suck at
fighting off a flying dinosaur.
Machine gunning a slow gliding monster is apparently trickier than it looks.
After a rough forced landing they need to get their plane unstuck and
after discovering a nearby stegosaurus they attach some cables to it so
the poor beastie can be used as a winch system. Yes folks, the first
things our heroes do upon discovering a living breathing dinosaur is to
quickly use it as personal property. No one in this party will ever stop
and marvel in awe at the majesty of this prehistoric world- they’re all
basically assholes.
Dinosaurs make no marked improvement for the sequel.
They eventually run into cave-girl Ajor (
Dana Gillespie)
who is only a name check from the book as her character has no bearing
on the one from the pages of Burroughs’ novel. This version of Ajor
speaks English because she was taught by Tyler, while the book Ajor knew
nothing of Tyler or his friends and never even learns English but
instead teaches Tom the language of Caspak. The language thing I can let
slide for the ease of film story telling but making her Tyler’s friend
is bullshit.
“Mongo just pawn in game of life.”
Ajor agrees to help them find Tyler (returning
Doug McClure)
and will lead them across this dangerous world where they will of
course be assaulted by more cave people before finally running across
samurai like warriors called the Nargas who had captured Tyler some time
ago.
“There is a prehistoric samurai standing behind me, isn’t there?”
Why are their samurai warriors on the lost world of Caspak? Why did
the filmmakers decide to create a completely new race of people when the
book was just chock full of different races to choose from? This isn’t a
case of lazy writing as it is just bad and pointless.
Either King Kong or He-Man lives here.
The Nargas are an evil volcano worshiping people that toss the men of
our group into the dungeons of Castle Grayskull while immediately
deciding to sacrifice the women to appease the angry volcano god. Those
gods are always angry. The men are thrilled to find Tyler lollygagging
around the dungeons and quickly team-up to rescue the girls.
McBride and Tyler to the rescue!
Once again the island is going through volcanic upheavals, something
that never happened in either book, so not only do our heroes have to
fight their way through the
Temple of Dumb they have to keep ahead of a world exploding around them.
Note: This very same year this
dude was dueling with Alec Guinness in Star Wars.
Now if the movie wasn’t dumb enough, we get Tyler deciding to hang
back to sacrifice himself so that the others can escape. What the fuck?
So not only does our intrepid group suck at adventuring, but they also
fail at the very goal that brought them here. In the book Billings falls
in love with Ajor and as this is a Burroughs book she is captured and
must require rescuing, but when her and Billings find themselves
surrounded by the their enemies and about to be killed Ajor’s people
arrive in the nick of time to save them, and with them is Bowen Tyler.
Also alive is Lys La Rue who in the movie world apparently died between
films because fuck you, movie.
Random explosions are a sure sign of volcanic instability and also poor writing.
The book ends with Bowen Tyler, Lys La Rue and Tom Billings about to
leave Caspak when it is revealed that Ajor cannot go with them because
of her being born a fully evolved Galu rather than attaining that form
through the usual metamorphosis. She must stay to ensure the progression
of her people. Good old Tom decides at the last minute that he cannot
live without Ajor and stays while Tyler and Lys leave for home after an
assumed double wedding. In the movie there is no romantic involvement
between Ben and Ajor at all as Lady Charlotte is clearly his intended
love interest, so the film ends with everyone back on the boat, minus
the now dead Tyler of course, and where Ajor is apparently given to
Hogan as a conciliation prize for fixing the plane while everyone else
was off adventuring.
Ajor starring in “I was a Mail Order Cave Bride.”
The book by Edgar Rice Burroughs is a fantastic adventure tale set in
a prehistoric world of untold dangers where evolution spans the length
of the land rather than time, while the film is a cheap knock-off that
is cast with actors that don’t even seem to know what kind of movie they
are supposed to be in and written by screenwriters that I’m assuming
never got further than reading the inside flap of the book.
This was the last of the Burroughs three books adapted by Amicus
Productions and one can only dream of what the third book of the Caspak
Trilogy would have looked like if they hadn’t gone under. What B-Movie
star would we have seen battling the winged men of Caspak?
Christopher Lee in “Out of Time’s Abyss” perhaps?
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