This movie was the kind of creature feature that would have populated the local Drive-Ins in the 50s, where teenagers could neck in the backseat while gleefully ignoring the action on screen, but even by low budget monster movie standards From Hell It Came was bargain basement bad. In a film that looks like it was shot at either a local park or someone’s backyard the production value is almost non-existent, and the film’s only stand-out feature is the monster itself because it is so hilariously goofy that you almost have to admire it.
"Tabanga just pawn in game of life."
The movie opens with a group of South Sea island natives killing the former Chief's son, Kimo (Gregg Palmer), by virtue of staking him to the ground and then driving a ceremonial knife through his heart. The reason for this killing is that the tribe’s witch doctor, Tano (Robert Swan), has accused Kimo of being responsible for the Chief’s death by allowing Western medicine to be used on Kimo’s ailing father. Conspiring with Tano is new Chief Maranka (Baynes Barron), who informs his people of Kimo’s crimes of working with those evil Americans, and Kimo's wife Korey (Suzanne Ridgeway) backs him up by informing the tribe that it was Kimo who had allowed the American’s to poison their chief and not Tano as Kimo claimed. Its Korey’s damning testimony that seals the deal and Kimo’s heart is pierced and his body placed in a wooden upright coffin that is then buried in their sacred burial grounds.Question: Why bury the supposed killer of your beloved chief in the sacred burial grounds? You would think the body of such a betrayer wouldn’t get such nice treatment and instead would be tossed into the local quicksand patch like so much garbage.
Of course before Kimo died he was able to proclaim his plans for revenge from beyond the grave, “I promise you all, I shall come back from Hell and make you pay for your crimes.” So with our supernatural revenge plot properly set up the film jumps over to those sneaky Americans Maranka was complaining about; we have Dr. William Arnold (Tod Andrews) and Professor Clark (John McNamara) who are scientists hired by the American government to study fallout from a nearby nuclear bomb test, apparently an unexpected typhoon blew the fallout towards this poor island and these two manly men spend most of the time bitching about being there and dealing with the superstitious locals. We learn quickly that Arnold would rather be back stateside but the woman he wants to settle down with is Dr. Terry Mason (Tina Carver) who has no interest in leaving her work to pump out babies. Arnold laments, “Why did I have to fall in love with a dedicated female scientist? She considers marriage some kind of prison, and sometimes I could kick her beautiful teeth in. Here I offer her the Earth, the Moon, the stars...” with Clark cutting in “And she prefers test tubes on a tiny Pacific atoll.”
Who wouldn’t prefer test tubes over these jackasses?
Their commiserating over the failure of the modern woman is interrupted by a scream and the two rush outside to find British expatriate Mrs. Mae Kilgore (Linda Watkins), who had witnessed the execution of Kimo and fled for her life, struggling with one of the natives. The villain is chased off and we are introduced to the film odious comic relief. If you are familiar with the works of character actress Una O'Connor in such films as Bride of Frankenstein and The Invisible Man you will recognize that actress Linda Watkins is from the same school of over-the-top Cockney comic relief. Her characters incessant babbling has one praying for the title monster to shamble on screen and end our suffering, but sadly she survives and our sanity does not.Now it turns out that nuclear fallout isn’t the real problem causing illness among the locals it's the plague and witch doctor Tano has forbidden his people to seek medical help from the Americans. This brings us to the arrival of another doctor who has shown up after Clark reported their problems to Washington. No surprise that said doctor turns out to be the aforementioned Terry Mason, and before you can say "Sexual harassment" Bill is trying to force his tongue down her throat.
Is this movie about a tree monster or a sexual predator?
Terry tries to explain things to the idiot, “Bill dear, I’m not the girl you want, or anybody’s girl.” Explaining further that she has no interest in living the “normal life” that Bill wants for her as her idea of normal is certainly not being cooped up in a stuffy apartment getting her ears blasted with Rock and Roll music. His rebuttal is, “Do you want to go through life alone? Don’t you want a husband, children, like other women?” He then kisses her hard and passionately and then asks, “You do love me, don’t you? Admit it.” She shakes her head, “I don’t love you,” and his rebuttal to that is, “Then why did you kiss me back?” This guy is one class act but she does beautifully shut him down by answering, “I don’t know…my metabolism? It was unconscious, involuntary.” Then he lands the Sexist Pig of the Year award for uttering the following line, “Terry, will you stop being a doctor first and a woman second? Let your emotions rule you, not your intellect.” Instead of a well-deserved punch to the throat, as he so richly deserves, Terry calmly informs the asshat that, “I live by my intellect and reason; if I let my emotions run away I wouldn’t be any good in my work.” Dr. Terry Mason is a career woman fighting for the right to live her life on her own terms, who can guess how this will eventually end?"Don't start the Sexual Revolution without me."
It’s at this point that the film remembers it's supposed to be a monster movie and so Terry spots a weird tree growing out of sacred burial site. This rare plant discovery warrants immediate research, sorry plague ridden villagers you’ll have to wait your turn this looks more urgent, and word from Washington is for our “heroes” to dig up the plant and study it. Norgu (Lee Rhodes), one of the more friendly natives, identifies the wooden growth as the Tabanga, a creature of vengeance animated by Kimo's angry spirit, and like a previous vengeful dead chieftain who came back as a tree monster it to will wreak unspeakable death and destruction. Professor Clark “Pooh-poohs” such superstitious nonsense, even after the weird wooden stump with a face turns out to be radioactive and has a ceremonial blade sticking out of it. When he discovers that it also has a human heartbeat he still manages to state, “Norgu, what you fear is scientifically impossible.”I’m no scientist but I’m sure radioactive tree stumps with human heartbeats are also impossible.
In record time the tree stump grows to man size and our trio of scientific morons dig it up and cart it back to their lab, but what is startling here is that Bill is all for chucking the thing in the nearest quicksand patch they can find. Up to this point Bill has been a complete jerk yet all of a sudden he is the voice of reason, “If moving that monster violates another tribal law, we'll be in for it. You know we're greatly outnumbered here. They could easily overpower us. And don't forget what Norgu said about it being taboo for strangers to go near the... Tabanga.” Sadly he is outvoted, one man cannot stand in the way of science, and Terry even uses an experimentally formula she had developed to save the creature when they realize its heart rate is decreasing. This of course results in the creature reviving and going on a revenge fueled rampage of death and destruction…well more of a revenge fueled shuffle if one is to be accurate.Beware the horror that is Tabanga.
Which brings us to the key problem with this particular monster, not only is he an incredibly silly looking creature but he moves at a speed that makes The Mummy look like an Olympic sprinter. The only way you are endanger from Tabanga is if you accidentally back into him or by some happenstance are knocked unconscious or dazed when he is nearby thus allowing him time enough to get close.The first person to fall victim to the evil that is Tabanga is Korey who gets dazed after a hit to the head while fighting her rival Naomi (Tani Marsh), the native girl who took her spot as Maranka’s main squeeze when he didn’t feel comfortable marrying someone who betrayed her last husband, and Tabanga grabs hold of her and ever so slowly he carries over to some quicksand and tosses her in. Next on the revenge list is Maranka himself who manages to get killed because he has no peripheral vision or apparently the ability to hear a tree monster slowly lumbering up behind him. Maranka even manages to miss Tabanga with a thrown spear when the creature was barely a spear length away.
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