Episode Eight: “The Beginning of the End”At the end of the previous episode For Love of Country Jane decided it would be best if she and Tarzan returned to the city to face the music, confront Tarzan’s uncle and the murder chargers. So that this episode begins with Tarzan (Travis Fimmel) and Jane (Sarah Wayne Callies) running around the streets of New York City makes absolutely no sense. What exactly was her plan here? Does she just hope wander around Manhattan until Richard Clayton (Mitch Pileggi) renounces his claim on his nephew, and hope the police just throw in the towel on the murder investigation of Detective Foster? She should have contacted her partner Sam (Miguel A. Núñez Jr) and had them both brought quietly in, but instead the two of them are running down alleys from the police while Sam is in danger of being charged with aiding and abetting.
“Aiding and abetting a fugitive sounds a bit harsh, Captain. If totally accurate.”Eventually the cops catch Jane, because she isn’t as good at climbing alley walls as Tarzan is and she is thrown in jail. Tarzan’s brilliant plan to help Jane is to then go to his uncle and offer himself up if Richard will make all the problems go away. This of course just allows the villainous uncle to drug and strap Tarzan to a bed and have a shrink declare him legally insane.
And we must admit that Richard Clayton has a pretty good case here.Jane eventually is released from jail when Kathleen Clayton (Lucy Lawless) posts her bail, and she then immediately enlists her partners help in discrediting the Donald Ingram (Tim Guinee) false testimony that Tarzan killed Detective Foster. That Sam continues to help Jane is way beyond the realms of a believable friendship and is basically about a guy focusing on career suicide. Eventually they do get a testimony from Ingram’s doctor’s nurse/receptionist (would that even be valid) that Donald was off his meds at the time and could have hallucinated the whole thing.
“I overheard the doctor say these things. That’s admissible, right?”Most of the episode is Tarzan once again trying to escape Richard’s care, and he adds being able to fake his death as one of his tools (apparently he can lower his vitals to mimic death so good that even the monitors in an ambulance can’t register them), and then he escape out of the ambulance with Jane. Tarzan doesn’t believe the world of rules that Jane lives in will ever let this end so he takes off. Strangely enough this doesn’t land Jane back in jail for helping a mentally unstable murder suspect escape…again.
“My legal team consists of Perry Mason, Matlock, and the Amazing Kreskin.”Tarzan decides the only way to end this is to kill his uncle. A very Hamlet thing to do but at this point I’m all for it. Kathleen tries to warn her brother that he is in danger but Richard relishes this primal game he and his nephew are engaged in. Well he relishes the game right up to the point Tarzan takes out Richard’s limo drive, his bodyguard, and throws Richard off a bridge.
“Can I call a Time Out?”Jane shows up in the nick of time to prevent Tarzan from becoming the murderer the police believe him to be saying, “I’m not asking you to trust my rules. I’m not asking you to trust my laws. I’m asking you to trust me.” This somehow works even though nothing I’ve seen in this series would have me believe Jane could successfully beat a traffic tick let alone a murder wrap. Yet with the discrediting testimony of the receptionist *sigh* the case is thrown out and Tarzan is free to go. The End...wait, what?
“So Jane, is your trial tomorrow?”Isn’t Jane still in trouble for the numerous crimes she committed? The covering up the death of Detective Foster, the kidnapping of a material witness, the assaulting of several police officers, and the aiding and abetting of a fugitive to name just a few. Sure the show was cancelled mid-season and thus they can pretend those problems were going to be addressed if the show had continued, but I doubt it. The premise of the show is police officer Jane Porter solving crimes with Tarzan as her jungle aid, which would be out the window now because the best case scenario would be Jane just losing her job and not going to prison.
Creator Eric Kripke has stated that, “I'll stand behind the pilot. It has a beginning, middle, and -- the problem -- it ends. I was hungry to have anything in production, so I wrote a 50-page story that ended. Then it got made and I had something in production and it was all my dreams come true. They said to me, 'Let's do 12 more.' I said, 'Uh, wait! What's the story?' So, Tarzan was a hell ride in every way, and we only did eight before they wisely put us out of our misery."
So even the show’s creator didn’t have a clue as to what they were going to do for a long running story arc. This was clearly a case of a show that was doomed from the start.
But what ever happened to our two lead actors? Sarah Wayne Callies is probably best known for playing Lori Grimes on The Walking Dead, and as for Travis Fimmel well he went from the “Me Tarzan, you Jane” stunted actor in Tarzan to playing the badass Ragnar Lothbrok in the awesome series Vikings.