1981 was certainly the
Year of the Wolf. We got John Landis’s amazing
An American Werewolf in London and Joe Dante’s equally excellent
The Howling, but there was a third wolf film out that year that many people have forgotten called
Wolfen. What people didn’t know, and the studio did their best marketing spin to keep it that way, was that
Wolfen
was not a werewolf movie like the previous two. At no point in this
film do we see anybody’s body parts stretch or shift and grow an
abundant amount of hair, and though this film is classified as a
horror/crime/thriller the horror element is very, very small.
What
this film is truly about is man’s hubris towards the environment and
how it will eventually bite him in the ass, and in this case quite
literally. Long before Global Warming became a hot button topic many
people cried out against man’s treatment of the natural world, and using
film or television to promote environmental political agendas was
certainly nothing new, and one of the best ways to sneak that stuff to
the masses was to slip it into a genre movie. So in this outing we have a
former NYPD Captain Dewey Wilson (
Albert Finney) yanked out of retirement by his gruff boss (
Dick O'Neill) to investigate a particular gruesome crime; Christopher Van der Veer (
Max M. Brown), a powerful real estate magnate, and his lovely wife (
Anne Marie Pohtamo)
are horrible torn apart in Battery Park. Their chauffeur/bodyguard is
also found dead, his hand severed yet still holding his unfired gun.
He’s either being stalked by a Wolfen or The Predator.
The
Wolfen-Vision
is one of my bigger problems with the film, because for most of the
films 114 minute running time we do not see our title creature, instead
we get
Evil Dead-Cam tracking shots that go on for fucking
ever. Now keeping your creature’s appearances limited can be very
effective, just look at how well that worked for Spielberg’s
Jaws, but in the case of
Wolfen we get way too many of these thermo-cam POV shots before even knowing what the creature is supposed to be. In
Jaws
even if you don’t see the shark we all know what a shark is and how
terrifying they are, but what the hell is a Wolfen? This is not helped
when we eventually see them and they look just like normal wolves.
“Oh, who’s a good boy?”
I’m
not saying wolves aren’t scary, if I was alone in the woods with them,
and I wasn’t Liam Neeson, I’d be terrified too. But the simple fact is
that wolves are really beautiful animals and plucking them into an urban
environment takes much of their power away. It’s not until the third
act that we get the supernatural element of these creatures explained,
but what we learn wasn't worth the wait.
Note:
Back when I first saw this film I assumed they were invisible as that
is really the only way to explain them wandering around New York City
completely unnoticed, but that turned out not to be the case. They can
apparently ghost out and teleport.
During his investigation Captain Dewey Wilson, who gets partnered up with criminal psychologist Rebecca Neff (
Diane Venora), first suspects that Native American militant member Eddie Holt (
Edward James Olmos)
is involved, and it’s while interviewing him up on the high steel of a
suspension bridge that the first mention of shape-shifting occurs,
totally getting our hopes up. Holt tells Dewey that he can turn into
many types of animal including wolves and eagles, and even tells Dewey
to go jump off the bridge and flap his arms, offering the tip, “
It’s all in the head.”
When Dewey tails Holt that night he finds him naked at the beach acting
like a wolf, but just when Dewey is going to shoot the apparently
“Crazy Indian” before he can pounce on him Eddie stops cold and says, “
Dewey, I told you man, it’s all in your head.”
Eddie Holt was totally fucking with him. This is one of my favorite
moments in the movie as it’s nice to see the “Wise Native American”
having fun with the stupid white guy.
Also you get to see young Commander Adama running around naked.
Unfortunately
this moment is harmed by two things; one being that Edward James Olmos
is of Mexican descent and not a Native America, but secondly and more
damagingly is that later the Wolfen are revealed to actually be magical
Native American bullshit. I would have been much happier if the whole
Native America thing had just been another red herring like the
terrorist angle that most the bigwigs in the movie believed it to be.
Instead we get a scene where, after his friend Whittington (
Gregory Hines)
is killed while trying to help hunt the wolves, Dewey staggers to a bar
frequented by Native Americans and is told by Holt that the Wolfen are
wolf-spirits that combined with some of the Native Americans during the
genocide caused by White Man’s arrival in the New World, and that they
now live off the forgotten people of the world, with the occasional
murder to protect their hunting grounds.
Gregory Hines should have known better than to be a black man in a horror film.
So
we learn that Christopher Van der Veer was targeted because he was
demolishing the slums that the Wolfen hunted in for his urban renewal
project. This of course relies on us buying wolves seeing a man in a
suit using a silver shovel during a “Ground Breaking” photo op to be the
guy they need to kill to save their home. The Wolfen even start
targeted people who are investigating the deaths. Ferguson (
Tom Noonan),
a zoologist that Dewey and Whittington go to so that he can identify
animal hairs found at the scene of the crime, is slaughtered by the
Wolfen. This happens after we learn he loves wolves, hates how they were
hunted to near extinction, and doesn’t believe they could be the
culprits.
So he was killed by the Wolfen because they hate sympathy?
Setting
aside the title monsters not making any sense we now look to the film’s
bigger problem and that would be its pacing. This movie trundles along
like the slowest police procedural in the history of film, and when I
heard that Michael Wadleigh’s cut of the movie, before his removal from
the film in post-production, was over four and a half hours, my mind
reeled in wonderment as to what the hell else he shot. A year later
Larry Cohen would release
Q: The Winged Serpent a film
with very similar themes; it has police investigating a series of brutal
killings that turn out to be done by a creature, but he managed to tell
that story in 93 minutes. Not to mention the fact that the movie ends
with them facing off against what is basically a dragon and not a bunch
of wolves that have been living off the homeless.
And like pretending to be Michael Myers.
Michael Wadleigh's only other screen credit is the 1970
Woodstock
documentary and one wonders why the hell he was hired to helm a monster
movie, but its certainly clear why he never directed another movie. The
only thing this movie has going for it is the cast as across the board
every part in this movie is handled really well, even non Native America
Edward James Olmos is fine. Maybe if he’d stay closer to Whitley
Strieber’s book, which had no mysticism at all, we may have got a better
movie. In 1983 Tony Scott would tackle Whitley Strieber’s book
The Hunger and by staying truer to the source material he gave us a film that was much better adaptation of Strieber’s work than
Wolfen was. I will say this though,
Wolfen had a really nice tag line.
"They
can hear a cloud pass overhead, the rhythm of your blood. They can
track you by yesterday's shadow. They can tear the scream from your
throat. Wolfen. There is no defense."
2 comments:
WRONG! The movie rules.
The black limo driver who gets his hand ripped off was 6’6” Big John McCurry. He was also the cop in Trading Places and in the original stage production of Porgy & Bess with Cab Calloway.
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