Rich and powerful Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) agrees to give an interview for a college paper and is pleasantly surprised when sweet Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) shows up because her roommate, who was to do the interview, had the flu. The two are instantly drawn to each other and as Dakota Johnson is simply lovable and cute as a button in this movie I can’t blame Christian Grey for falling for her but in no way do I buy her falling for Jamie Dornan’s Christian. He’s is flat out boring. I do not buy him as a billionaire businessman, hell I barely buy him as an example of a human being. He’s as if a department store mannequin had come suddenly to life.
"Frosty the Dullman will see you now."
“What are butt plugs?”
“Here’s where I destroy innocence and sexual naiveté.”
"Who do I have to fuck to get off this picture?"
Rated R for Repetitive.
Will she turn and use that crop on Christian? Only time will tell.