Everyone’s
Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man was created back in 1962 by
Stan Lee and
Steve Ditko
and with decades of incredible adventures under his belt it’s not
surprising that he became the flagship character for Marvel Comics, but
how tumultuous was his career and how has he fared in other mediums
outside the four colour pages? Today we look back across those years to
examine the many faces of Spidey.
Who wants to see a teen-age superhero? The answer to which of course
turned out to be millions of young readers, but at that time when comic
book shelves were full of scientists and adult superhero teams the
decision to create a comic book starring a high school kid was a bit of a
risk. Peter Parker was to be no kid sidekick but a hero in his own
right. He was not a millionaire playboy or a super soldier but just a
guy with the same kind of problems we all face, well maybe a few extra
ones. Stan Lee created a character that most of his readers could
really relate to and what also cannot be understated is the importance
of Steve Ditko’s costume design which was eye-catching and iconic.\
The
classic red and blue webbed suit would remain virtually unchanged for
decades with only slight alterations by varying artists with probably
the only change of note in those early years was the removing of the
webs from under Spider-Man’s armpits.
The most startling change was in 1984 when Spider-Man and slew of other heroes and villains were whisked away to fight in the
Secret Wars
for a godlike being called The Beyonder. His traditional red and blue
suit was damaged and when he attempted to have it repaired by one of the
mysterious machines provided he unknowingly exchanged his costume for a
shape-shifting alien symbiote that would eventually become one of his
greatest enemies.
In 1992 writer
Peter David and artist
Rick Leonardi
re-imagined a futuristic wall-crawler taking place in the year 2099
where brilliant geneticist Miguel O’Hara, while trying to replicate the
powers of the original Spider-Man, has a lab accident that once again
results in the creation of another super powered crime fighter. You’ve
got to love science!
Now
of course Spidey’s look and even story structure has had many more
adjustments over the years whether in the numerous comic book titles
bearing his name or in his eventual leap to the big screen but his first
foray off the pages of his comic was in the late sixties…
This cartoon was jointly produced by Canada and the United States
with Canada providing the voice work while the USofA did the animation,
and with the second and third season being produced by notable animation
legend
Ralph Bakshi
this was one fantastic cartoon. Not only did it include a host of
Spidey’s top villains but it had simply the best theme song to date.
Actor
Paul Soles did excellent work providing both Peter Parker and Spider-Man’s with distinctive voices and until
J.K. Simmons came along in the
Sam Raimi trilogy Paul Kligman
was the definitive J. Jonah Jameson. The show did suffer from budgetary
problems and at times lifted entire animated sections from
Rocket Robin Hood
but it was still a fantastically fun show and a major part of my
childhood. Though even as a kid I occasionally wondered what the hell
Spider-Man’s web lines were attached to as he swung
above the New York Skyline.
In 1977 CBS gave us the first attempt at bringing a live action
Spider-Man to the world and to say their results were poorly conceived
is being a bit generous.
Nicholas Hammond
played Peter Parker/Spider-Man a university student bitten by a
radioactive spider and who occasional battled thugs. Not one
super-villain from the comics ever made an appearance on this show; the
closest we got was when he fought a ninja and a Spider-Man clone. The
effects were laughable at the best of times and never approached
convincing. His wall climbing consisted of a stuntman in a Spidey suit
being dragged up the side of a building while waving his arms about and
his webs were thick white ropes that either wrapped around the villains
with the aid of reverse photography or formed into net that was lamely
tossed over the hapless foe.
Worse is that they couldn’t even get his powers right. In the comics
his Spider-Sense warns him of danger while in this show when arriving at
a murder scene Peter receives a flashback of the crime being committed
the night before. So basically this Spider-Man has some bullshit psychic
abilities. Despite the show having surprisingly decent ratings it was
cancelled by CBS because they were starting to be labeled the “
Super Hero Network” as they had such shows as
The Incredible Hulk and
Wonder Woman as well as other failed attempts like
Captain America and
Doctor Strange.
Why this bothered them when it was making them money is beyond me.
True fans of Spider-Man were certainly not saddened by this early
cancellation of this incarnation.
I’m sure some of you readers knew of the Nicholas Hammond
Spider-Man
series and maybe even had seen an episode or two but one incarnation of
Spider-man you may not have come across was in production at roughly
the same time and surprisingly of much higher quality, only it took
place in the magical faraway land of Japan.
Spider Strike!
Supaidāman was a live action Japanese series produced by the Toie Company and dealt with a young motorcycle racer Takuya Yamashiro (
Shinji Todō)
who got his powers from the last survivor of Planet Spider who had been
hunting the Iron Cross Army across the known universe. This is a
bit
of a departure from the Marvel Comics version and aside from the
awesome Spider-Man costume and a few Spiderlike abilities such as wall
crawling and Spider-Sense there isn’t a single thing from this show that
comes from the comic. This Spider-Man often calls upon the alien
spacecraft Marveller that can also turn into a giant robot called
Leopardon to defeat his enemies.
Everything is better with giant robots.
This show was the result of a three year licensing agreement between
Marvel and the Toie Company that allowed them to use each other’s
properties however they wanted and though this show is nothing like the
Marvel Comic it was badass incredible to say the least. The stunt work
was simply fantastic and for the first time we see an athletic Spidey
doing “
Amazing” and “
Spectacular” things as he leapt
and swung into combat against insurmountable odds. That Spider-Man would
eventually hop into a giant robot to finish of his foes may put off
some purists but this show was just too fun not to love.
He may not be the Green Goblin, but I’m not complaining.
Now I’m sure some of you are thinking “Hey, Nicholas Hammond and
Shinji Todō were not the first live action Spider-Men, what about
The Spidey Super Stories on
The Electric Company?”
“Spider-Man, where are you coming from?”
Yes, in 1974 the
PBS children’s show
The Electric Company
aired various skits to help kids learn to read and one of them starred a
Spider-Man that only spoke in word balloons as he thwarted petty
crimes. Spider-Man (
Danny Seagren) faced off against such foes as Dr. Fly, The Spoiler and Count Dracula and many featured actor
Morgan Freeman
known at the time as Easy Reader. As silly and low budget as these
skits were they actually put to shame some of the stuff from the
Nicholas Hammond version.
Back to the drawing board.
The Eighties saw some decent Spidey action in various cartoons;
Spider-Man (1981-1982) and then
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
(1981-1986) which had Peter Parker rooming with Iceman and Firestar in a
cool tricked out pad that could instantly transform into a crime
fighting base. Later the show was paired up with the Hulk and became
The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man.
There doesn’t seem a time now when there wasn’t a Spider-Man cartoon
being aired and with the popularity of the live action movies we ended
up getting some really excellent Spidey stories; 2003 saw MTV give us
Spider-Man: The New Animated Series starring Neil Patrick Harris as Spidey which was treated as loose sequel to the Sam Raimi movies. Speaking of which…
Aside from
Blade in 1998 and Bryan Singer’s
X-Men movie in 2000 Marvel hadn’t had much luck with their live action properties but that was all to change with
Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man. He may have altered some aspects of the comic such as organic web shooters but
Tobey Maguire really nailed the Peter Parker character and add to that the visual wizardry of
John Dykstra
you finally had a Spider-Man a wide general audience could get behind. A
100 million dollars first weekend certainly got everyone in Hollywood’s
attention.
Spider-Man 2 was even better with a much more interesting villain than Power Ranger clad Green Goblin (
Willem Dafoe), this time Spidey faced off against Doctor Octopus (
Alfred Molina) and their battle atop the elevated train still holds up today as one of the best superhero fights in cinema history.
When Titans Clash!
Sadly the trilogy curse struck the series when Sam Raimi was forced
to incorporate Venom into the movie, a character he had numerously
stated he had no interest in using, but studios eager to satiate a rabid
fan base forced this issue and Raimi eventually caved in. The result of
course was a train wreck of Emo Peter Parker dealing with a vengeful
Harry Osborne (
James Franco) the Sandman (
Thomas Haden Church) trying to get money for his sick kid, and Eddie Brock (
Topher Grace) who would become a discount Venom.
A perfect storm of suck.
When will producers realize that stuffing multiple villains into one
movie does not make it more exciting? You would think that after the
disastrous 1997
Batman & Robin they would have got the message. One last note on the Sam Raimi
Spider-Man Trilogy is on
Kirsten Dunst
as Mary Jane Watson who I think was miscast from the get-go. She just
didn’t seem to me like the vivacious Mary Jane from the comics and then
each successive movie she was treated more and more like a whiny git.
When
Bryce Dallas Howard
appeared in the third film as Gwen Stacey one couldn’t help but wonder
how the series would have looked if they’d had her from the start. To
be clear I blame the writers and producers for this and not poor Kirsten
Dunst who was given a thankless role.
Only running two seasons
Greg Weisman and
Victor Cook
developed what I believe to be the best adaptation of Spider-Man to
date. The biggest missing element from the Raimi movies was Spidey’s
trademark banter and in this cartoon you got that it in spades, his
quips and jibes while battling his foes were pitch perfect. Though not
slavishly accurate to characters from the comic book this show captured
the feel and fun one associated with Spider-Man. As of this writing it
is still my favorite adaptation of Spider-Man.
Enter Spider-Douche
In 2012 director
Marc Webb rebooted the
Spider-Man franchise with
Andrew Garfield as
The Amazing Spider-Man
and though the effects for his web swinging were markedly improved what
was missing was the Peter Parker we knew and loved. Garfield’s version
was just a pompous git who deserved to get his head shoved in a toilet,
Spider-Man’s persona is supposed to be the cocky and brash one while
Peter is the shy nerd, but in this movie there was no real difference as
both were arrogant jerks. And don’t get me started on that basketball
material he called a costume.
Costume manufactured by Cirque du Soleil
In the sequel things got even worse as Peter is even more of a dick as he constantly jerks Gwen Stacey (
Emma Stone) around while once again fending off three villains. Seriously people, what the fuck is wrong with having just one villain?
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
is a cluttered mess from the start and doesn’t come close to earning
the pathos of Gwen’s death in the end. In the comics Peter is not
responsible for her death but in this movie when he breaks the promise
he gave dying Captain Stacey to nolonger date Gwen it lays her death
clearly on his shoulders. Though the person with the most guilt on his
hands would be Marc Webb for wasting such talented actors as
Jamie Foxx and
Paul Giamatti
on such dreck. On the plus side the costume is better, the web swinging
even more impressive, and the use of 3D actually warranted at times.
But I’m sorry, this is not the Rhino.
Special mention must go out to one of the most “
interesting”
attempts at a live action version of Spider-Man, and by interesting I
mean so balls to the walls crazy that it resulted in several performers
being hospitalized.
“It’s time to play the music. It’s time light the lights.”
Music by Bono and The Edge and directed by
Julie Taymor Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark may go down in the annals of Broadway history as one of the most disastrous productions ever. Described as “
the most technically complex show ever on Broadway”
with amazing aerial stunts the show certainly sounded promising but
with numerous delays and costly overruns the production was troubled
from the start, and with a script that weaved in elements of the 2002
movie with that of the Greek mythological story of Arachne it certainly
had a lot to overcome.
Hit or Myth?
Watching clips and seeing photos of the costumes from this production
I really wish I’d been able to land tickets. It looked gloriously
goofy.
Rogue’s Gallery or Village People?
With the
Marvel Cinematic Universe kicking butt in every
aspect there is hope that someday Sony Pictures will make a deal with
Marvel Studios so that they can include Spidey in one of their pictures
but until then I’m betting we will be getting a third reboot with
hopefully someone more likable than Andrew Garfield.
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