John Carpenter’s horror classic Halloween ended with Jamie Lee Curtis questioning if it was, in fact, the boogeyman who had hounded them, and then Donald Pleasance responding, “As a matter of fact, it was.” That exchange is pretty much responsible for writer/director Ulli Lommel’s film The Boogeyman, an attempt to cash in Carpenter’s film, only without the skill to pull it off.
The first question that must be answered is, “Does this movie contain a boogeyman?”
Well, Webster’s dictionary defines the term boogeyman as a monstrous
imaginary figure used in threatening children, and secondly, a
terrifying or dreaded person or thing. Fair enough, and it is this
second definition of the boogeyman that is the basis for Ulli Lommel’s
film, unfortunately, that is also the least interesting of the two
definitions and is what we are saddled with here for this outing. The
story kicks off with a prologue where we see two young children, Willy
and Lacey, watching their mother and her boyfriend through a window
while they make, as kids are want to do, but when their mother (Gillian Gordon) notices them she has her boyfriend (Howard Grant)
tie Willy to his headboard before sending Lacey to her room. Lacey
sneaks out of her room to get a knife from the kitchen and cut her
brother free, but then Willy takes the knife, heads to his mom’s room
and stabs her boyfriend to death. This is all done in front of a large
bedroom mirror.
Note:
The film tries to utilize several pieces of folklore regarding mirrors,
such as mirrors containing everything that has been reflected on their
surface but the script doesn’t go beyond this rudimentary explanation
and leaves the viewer hanging.
The film jumps ahead twenty years where find that Lacey (Suzanna Love) has grown up married a cop named Jake (Ron James) and they have a young son named Kevin (Raymond Boyden), who seems really interested in going fishing. They all live together with her aunt (Felicite Morgan) and Uncle (Bill Rayburn)
on a nice farm, one that is only a few hours from the murder house from
the film’s opening, because it’s important to be near your traumatic
roots. Also, part of the family is brother Willy (Nicholas Love)
who lives with them but has remained mute ever since the night he
killed his mother’s boyfriend, and while the events of that night twenty
years clearly had a strong effect on Willy, his being mute and all,
Lacey herself isn’t one hundred percent fine and suffers from terrible
nightmares.
There is a strange amount of bondage in this boogeyman movie.
After waking up from a nightmare, where she is tied to a bed and threatened by a knife, she confides to Jake about her fears “I don’t want to remember and I’m not going to see my mother. Jake, please help me” and her husband responds “Let’s get rid of these ghosts once and for all. I think you should see your mother and I think we should stop by the old house where you grew up in as a child.” This not only goes against what she just said but makes it perfectly clear that he has never seen a horror movie before. Then to make matters worse he takes her to see a psychiatrist (John Carradine) who uses hypnosis to regress her back to that horrible night. I should point out, that if your attempts to help your wife overcome trauma consists of going to John Carradine for assistance then you deserve whatever is coming to you. That Jake actually survives to the end of the film is an affront to the horror gods everywhere.
“I’m only here to provide a little horror cachet to the proceedings.”
This dipstick of a husband practically drags poor Lacey back to her ancestral home, with the two of them pretending to be prospective buyers so that they can have look around, but then when Lacey wanders off on her own and sees a reflection of her mother’s deceased boyfriend coming towards her in the bedroom mirror. Her reaction to this is quite understandable, she smashes the mirror. Jake is very apologetic to the homeowners, who think they’ve let a crazy person inside their house, but then Jake does something even crazier, he collects all the broken mirror shards and takes them home so that he can later repair them and make his wife confront her crazy fantasies once and for all. Did I mention Jake is an asshat? Too bad for those understanding homeowners, it looks like Jake missed one of the mirror shards and before you can say “Through a glass darkly” a malevolent force is wreaking telekinetic havoc and murdering these nice people.
When an Open House goes off the rails.
Stray Observations:
• The opening piano music to this film is so close to that of John Carpenter’s Halloween theme I’m actually surprised lawyers weren’t called in.
• If horror films like this and Bloody Birthday have taught us anything, it’s that small children are impossible to overpower when they are in a killing mood.
• A grown-up Lacey tells a priest “I can’t escape it, that night still haunts me, there must be a reason” I don’t know, call me crazy, but maybe seeing a brutal murder while a child will leave a few emotional scars.
• The aunt’s house has those iconic attic windows found in The Amityville Horror, so things going bad here is a foregone conclusion.
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A cute neighbour tries to seduce Willy while he’s working in the barn,
as one does, but his response to this is to nearly strangle her to
death. Weirder still is the fact that she never reports the incident nor
is this event ever explained or referenced again.
• The family
priest tries to use his faith in God to fight this evil but the nature
of this threat rings kind of hollow and I’m left wondering if there is
another draft of this script out there that explains all of this.
“May the power of this script compel you!”
There are a few interesting ideas peppered throughout the film, such
as Willy going around the home painting over all of the mirrors, but as
no mythological groundwork has been set we don’t know if what he is
doing will have any effect at all, which it doesn’t. The one truly
interesting moment in the film is after Jake and the reverend discover
the aunt and uncle’s dead bodies in the barn he then races back to the
house where he finds Lacey blissfully making dinner, not knowing that
she’s been possessed by a shard of the mirror, and we get this lovely
exchange.
Jake: “Lacey, what are you doing?”
Lacey: “I’m fixing supper, dear.”
Jake: “Lacey, Ernest and Helen are dead!”
Lacey: “Ah that makes dinner for four. Father Reilly, you’re staying, aren’t you?”
“I will sup on your soul!”
That kind of dark humour should have been the central element of this movie, sadly, instead of a clever and dark twist on the boogeyman all we get in this outing was a series of lame generic kills and uninspired gore, all surrounding a group of characters we couldn’t care less about. Not to mention the fact that several of the kills were just random people who had the misfortune to be caught in the reflection of a mirror shard. If Ulli Lommel had spent a little more time on the script, setting up the rules for this supernatural threat, this could have been another 80s horror classic, instead, all we got was another fairly forgettable horror entry that was doomed to clutter video rental store shelves.