Few movie monsters have endured like King Kong, the giant ape who has
captured audiences for generations. From groundbreaking stop-motion to
modern CGI, each version has brought something different to the legend.
Let’s compare the three films that introduced us to the Eighth Wonder of
the World
Somewhere in the South Pacific, there is an island shrouded in fog, home to King Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World.
It is a place of wonder and terror, one that speaks to the child in all
of us. In my mind, there is no greater cinematic monster than Kong.
Keep your sparkly vampires and chainsaw-toting psychopaths. None of them
can touch the sheer power and majesty of a giant ape standing atop a
jungle kingdom. So let’s journey back through the ages and take a look
at the three films that gave us a girl, an ape, and one very unfortunate
island.
In 1933, Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack created a film
that would change cinema forever, pushing fantasy adventure into bold
new territory and effectively birthing a genre. There are many iconic
images in film history, from the birth of Frankenstein’s monster to
Charlton Heston parting the Red Sea, but few match the grandeur of a
giant ape atop the Empire State Building, swatting at attacking
airplanes. Kong himself was brought to life through the groundbreaking
stop-motion animation of Willis H. O’Brien, and it left audiences
stunned. It truly felt like witnessing the Eighth Wonder of the World. The only surprising thing about its success is that, after one rather limp sequel, it took so long for anyone to take another crack at it.
Jump ahead to 1976, when director John Guillermin and producer Dino
De Laurentiis decided to ditch stop-motion and instead put Rick Baker in
an ape suit, placing him and Jessica Lange atop the World Trade Center.
It did not quite have the same magic. Then, roughly thirty years later,
Hollywood tried again, this time with considerably more success.
Peter Jackson’s version returned Kong to the 1930s, where he belongs,
though sadly he does not get to swat any elevated trains. With the help
of modern CGI, the filmmakers breathed new life into the story, though
arguably they breathed a little too much life into it. Both the original
and Jackson’s version are set during the Great Depression, but while
Cooper was telling a contemporary story that offered escapism to
audiences of the time, Jackson had to choose between updating the story
or embracing it as a period piece. Thankfully, he chose wisely.
Kong destroying New York City’s elevated train totally dates the film.
The 1976 remake went in the opposite direction. Dino De Laurentiis
wanted a big-budget contemporary spectacle, so we got Kong stomping
through 1970s New York City. This decision is a major reason the film
struggles. By updating the story, much of the magic is lost. Greedy oil
executives replace adventurous filmmakers, and the sense of myth gives
way to corporate cynicism. On top of that, it becomes very hard to
believe that a modern police force would have much trouble dealing with a
giant ape. In 1976, local street gangs probably had enough firepower to
handle the situation. Yet at one point, when Kong wades across the
Hudson, the military somehow manages to lose track of him.
Note: In fairness, the authorities also lost track of the Rhedosaurus in The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, so perhaps cities are more confusing than they look.
Paramount should have realized that some stories do not
survive modernization without straining credibility. It is easy to
accept a biplane pilot getting too close to Kong’s grasp in 1933, but
what exactly was the helicopter pilot in 1976 thinking when he drifted
within arm’s reach? Hovering safely out of range and unloading would
have been the obvious move. Instead, he joins the long list of cinematic
pilots whose decision-making skills should be studied as a warning.
“Maybe I should get a little closer.”
Now for a more direct comparison. In the 1933 and 2005 versions, Carl Denham (Robert Armstrong/Jack Black) is a filmmaker who mounts an expedition to Skull Island in search of Kong, initially to make a movie before pivoting to the “bring him back alive” approach. In 1976, with the world in the grip of an oil crisis, Denham is replaced by Fred Wilson (Charles Grodin),
a corporate executive chasing rumours of oil. Denham finds exactly what
he set out to find. Wilson, on the other hand, discovers the oil is
worthless and decides to haul Kong back as a consolation prize. It is
not quite the same level of ambition.
“Do you think that giant gorilla is hiding our oil?“
Their leading ladies arrive under equally different circumstances. Ann Darrow (Fay Wray) is hired for a film role, while Dwan (Jessica Lange)
is conveniently found floating in a life raft. Right away, the 1976
version feels like it is leaning on coincidence rather than letting the
story unfold naturally.
Once the expedition reaches Skull Island, the differences become even
more apparent. In 1933, Denham discovers a massive wall, originally
built for the 1927 film The King of Kings, separating
the villagers from the dangers beyond. The 1976 version also features a
wall, though it looks like something borrowed from a theme resort rather
than an ancient structure. Jackson’s film presents a far more
convincing ruin, steeped in history. Still, all three versions raise the
same question: if the goal is to keep out giant monsters, why include a
giant door?
“Cecil B. DeMille wants his wall back.“
Jackson offers a bit of backstory suggesting a time of coexistence,
but requiring homework outside the film feels like cheating, so no one
gets a pass here. None of the films, however, deserve any credit for
their portrayal of the island’s inhabitants, which range from
uncomfortable to outright embarrassing.
Once Ann or Dwan is sacrificed to Kong, the films
follow a similar structure, except for one glaring omission in 1976: the
dinosaurs have apparently taken the day off.
“Hey, get out of my movie!“
Let’s talk monsters for a while. The 1933 original
features a menagerie of prehistoric creatures, including a Stegosaurus,
Brontosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Elasmosaurus, and Pteranodon. By
contrast, the 1976 version offers a single oversized snake, and not a
particularly convincing one. The jungle trek in the original, while
impressive, is not without its quirks. One sailor proudly points out a
broken branch as if he is tracking a subtle trail, despite the fact that
Kong is the size of a house and has been flattening trees in his path.
It does raise the question of how often these sacrifices occur if there
are still trees left standing. Do the trees that Kong tramples belong to
some peculiar strain of fast-growing plant?
If not, he really should have a path pretty well beaten down by now.
Paleontologist Note:
A couple of the dinosaurs are portrayed in a manner that may confuse
today’s more educated audiences. Both the Stegosaurus and Brontosaurus
(more correctly labeled today as an apatosaurus) display behaviour one
wouldn’t expect from an herbivore.
This sailor was nice enough to climb up to the biting level.
Even so, the 1933 film easily outclasses watching a
man in an ape suit wrestle a rubber snake. Jackson’s version certainly
does not skimp on dinosaurs, especially in the extended cut, but the
infamous stampede sequence leans too heavily into excess, with action
that borders on the absurd and CGI that struggles to convince.
This CGI Jungle Fun is on par with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
It becomes clear that most of the visual effects
budget went into Kong himself, leaving the rest of Skull Island feeling
less polished. The original’s battle between Kong and the T-Rex remains a
masterclass in tension and animation. Jackson attempts to top it by
adding two more T-Rexes and staging the fight while dangling from vines
in a sequence that feels like a child smashing action figures together.
It is over-the-top, though the final moments of the fight still deliver.
Once again, certainly better than a guy in an ape suit fighting a lame rubber snake puppet.
As for Kong’s
motivations, the original and 1976 films offer little explanation for
his fascination with human women. The idea of romance never quite lands.
A more plausible theory is that Ann is simply bait. As the dominant
force on the island, Kong may use her to lure in other creatures for a
fight. After all, once the other animals learn to avoid him,
entertainment becomes scarce. Picking up a human and leaving her exposed
could be an effective way to draw in an unsuspecting opponent.
Dinosaurs are notoriously grabby.
That said, the 2005
version handles the relationship far more effectively. Ann begins
terrified but gradually comes to understand Kong’s loneliness, creating a
bond that feels genuine. Their interactions, particularly the quiet
moments, add a layer of emotional depth missing from the earlier films.
“I like my men tall, dark and hairy, so sue me.”
The sacrifice of a woman
to a giant ape seems to be a ritual – which both sides seem to have
forgotten the original purpose of – and so when Kong hears the drums and
sees the lit fires, he heads over to the wall to grab the offering, and
it is likely all out of habit more than anything else. Anne is most
likely a dead duck – as we see that there is a passel of skeletons just
outside the wall belonging to previous sacrifices – but Anne fights
back. This intrigues Kong, and so she gets a reprieve. What follows is
a beautiful, but tragic, relationship between a smart and empathetic
woman and a beast that has been alone for a very, very long time.
Jackson wins this one.
“It really is a nice view from up here.”
In the 1933 film, Kong
breaks through the gates and rampages through the village – killing all
who would stand in his way – until he’s dropped by gas bombs thrown by
Denham, while in the 1976 movie, he busts through the door and then
immediately falls for the old pit trap trick, where he quickly succumbs
to the gas placed inside. On the other hand, Peter Jackson has his Kong
being gassed while sailors try to snare him with grappling hooks, kind
of a blend of the new and old, but as fun as this action scene is with
Kong tossing sailors around like toys, I didn’t buy for a moment that
they ever had a chance at restraining a creature as large and as strong
as Kong. I have to go with the original on this one.
“Here’s the plan…you tackle the giant ape, and I’ll supervise from over here.“
Transporting Kong to New York is another issue all
three films conveniently sidestep. The logistics of moving such a
creature onto a ship are never addressed. The 1976 film at least shows
him confined in a tanker, while the original leaves one wondering how he
was managed aboard the Venture, and what exactly they planned to feed
him along the way.
I’d certainly pay $10 Bucks to see that.
Once in New York, each version presents its own
questionable business model. The 1933 film offers little detail beyond
Kong being displayed on stage. Jackson adds a lavish theatrical
production, though it is debatable whether the spectacle would justify
the cost of admission. The 1976 version ties Kong to an oil company
promotion, which somehow feels both more practical and more absurd at
the same time.
“Put a gorilla in your tank!”
I’m not sure how this campaign would have worked in
the long run; the cost of feeding and housing Kong would be enormous,
not to mention the cost of fighting off animal rights groups, but it
does seem more plausible than people sitting down in a theatre to just
stare up at a big ape. It does seem that Kong would have been more
suitable for a zoo attraction rather than a Broadway show, and the big
guy certainly wasn’t as talented as his smaller cousin, Mighty Joe Young.
The modern setting continues to hurt the 1976 film
during Kong’s rampage. Unlike Godzilla, Kong is not invulnerable, and it
is hard to believe he would last long against modern weaponry. In
contrast, the earlier setting allows for more suspension of disbelief,
especially in Jackson’s version, where Kong is depicted as faster and
more agile.
Kong shown here disobeying all traffic laws.
The attempt to make Kong more sympathetic in 1976
is admirable but clumsy. The original already conveys that he is a wild
animal out of his element. De Laurentiis, however, pushed for a more
overt emotional response, resulting in scenes that feel forced. Jackson
strikes the right balance, building a believable connection between Ann
and Kong that pays off beautifully, particularly in their quiet moments
together.
Together, these two are magical.
Finally, the special effects highlight the
strengths and weaknesses of each film. Willis O’Brien’s stop-motion work
remains remarkable, full of personality and charm. The 1976 film relies
heavily on Rick Baker’s suit, which, while impressive for its time,
cannot fully capture the illusion. The animatronic Kong is barely used,
likely because it looked less convincing than intended. Jackson’s film
benefits from modern technology, with Andy Serkis delivering a
motion-capture performance that brings Kong to life in a way previously
unimaginable.
This is pure cinematic sadness.
This CGI renders you speechless.
In the end, the 1933 King Kong
remains the definitive version, the film that ignited a lifelong love of
cinema. The 2005 remake is an ambitious and often brilliant retelling,
even if it could have used a firmer editorial hand. The 1976 version,
while not without its moments, ultimately falls short, weighed down by
questionable decisions and uneven execution. Both the 1933 and 1976
films produced sequels, though neither matched the original, with Son of Kong easily outclassing the misguided King Kong Lives. Until someone finally gives us a proper follow-up worthy of the original, this will have to do.
“Quick, someone call Linda Hamilton!“