“You poor, simple fools, thinking you could defeat me. Me? The mistress of all evil?” There is no more iconic Disney villain than Maleficent, a figure who once commanded “all the forces of Hell” and casually cursed a baby to die before sunset. Yet in 2014, Disney decided this horned embodiment of vengeance needed a softer edge, and—against all odds—audiences showed up in droves. Now, five years later, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil arrives to answer the question no one was urgently asking: can a reformed dark sorceress and a perpetually wide-eyed princess actually earn a happily ever after?
Five years after King Stefan’s demise, Aurora (Elle Fanning) rules the Moors with all the serene optimism of someone who has clearly never read a history book, while Maleficent (Angelina Jolie) hovers nearby as her protective, and apparently semi-retired, guardian. Despite saving the day last time, Maleficent still has the public image of a supernatural boogeyman, which becomes awkward when Prince Philip (Harris Dickinson) proposes to Aurora. Diaval (Sam Riley), still stuck in the role of messenger bird, relays the news, prompting Maleficent to react like any disapproving parent who senses disaster brewing. Aurora, naturally, ignores her.
“I should have let her sleep.”
Things go downhill at a family dinner hosted by King John (Robert Lindsay) and Queen Ingrith (Michelle Pfeiffer), because nothing says “peace between kingdoms” like passive-aggressive jabs over roasted poultry. Ingrith needles Maleficent about her past, accuses her of murder, and generally behaves like someone auditioning for the title role of “Actual Villain of the Movie.” When King John suddenly collapses under a curse, Maleficent is blamed, denies it, and immediately becomes public enemy number one. Aurora, demonstrating impeccable judgment, sides against the woman who raised her, and Maleficent flees, only to be shot mid-air with an iron bullet, because, sure, this was bound to happen.
“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”
After plunging into the ocean like a gothic swan, Maleficent is rescued
by a conveniently placed winged stranger and wakes up in a hidden cavern
filled with Dark Fey, a whole race of creatures the film insists have
always existed, even though no one thought to mention them earlier. Here
she meets Conall (Chiwetel Ejiofor), the calm voice of reason, and Borra (Ed Skrein),
who prefers his diplomacy served with a side of mass violence.
Maleficent, it turns out, is basically fairy royalty, the last
descendant of a Phoenix, because when in doubt, make your protagonist
secretly the most important being in existence.
“Welcome to my cave of exposition.”
Meanwhile, back in Ulstead, Queen Ingrith is busy plotting genocide with
the enthusiasm of someone redecorating a living room. She despises the
Moors, has weaponized iron and fairy-killing red dust, and somehow got
her hands on Maleficent’s cursed spindle to frame her for King John’s
condition. Aurora discovers all this, reacts with the speed of a dial-up
connection, and is promptly locked away. The Moors are lured into a
church, trapped, and nearly exterminated via organ music—yes,
really—until a last-minute act of sacrifice saves the day. Cue a chaotic
final battle where Maleficent goes full Phoenix, dies, resurrects,
saves Aurora, and somehow still finds time to turn Ingrith into a goat.
Peace is declared, weddings happen, and everyone pretends this resolved
anything.
She’s allowed to give away the bride, so that’s nice.
Stray Observations:
- Maleficent, apparently the most powerful fairy alive, has never heard of the Dark Fey. No one thought to mention, “By the way, you’re part of an entire hidden race.”
- Queen Ingrith uses the spindle to curse King John, even though the original curse was specifically tied to Aurora. Magic apparently now runs on loose interpretations.
- We’re told Ingrith reshaped the narrative of the first film into legend. In five years. That’s not a legend, that’s a mildly exaggerated news cycle.
- The fairy trio survives lethal anti-fairy gas in an enclosed cathedral. Plot armour isn’t just thick here, it’s industrial-grade.
- Lickspittle, a de-winged pixie, helps engineer genocide against his own kind, and the film offers zero explanation beyond “He’s… around.”
- An entire war is resolved because one prince politely asks everyone to stop. If only history were that cooperative.
- Maleficent once turned Diaval into a dragon, but when it’s her turn, she becomes a Phoenix. Do the people over at Disney have something against Maleficent herself turning into a bloody dragon?






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