When one thinks of pirates today the Disney
Pirates of the Caribbean movies readily leap to mind, and that swashbuckling viewpoint on piracy is certainly nothing new; from Errol Flynn’s
Captain Blood
to Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow Hollywood has glamorized the pirate life,
and today we will look back at a film that took light-hearted pirate
antics to a whole new level with Disney’s
Blackbeard’s Ghost.
Edward
Teach aka Blackbeard was a notorious pirate who struck terror into the
hearts of many a sailor, and he certainly sent more than his fair share
of them to Davy Jones’s locker, but he was not the most blood thirsty of
pirates, he was actually known for not harming hostages, it was his
combat visage of a black beard braided with lit cannon fuses that surely
made some men think of a career change the moment they spotted his ship
Queen Anne's Revenge. So basically not a character one would
expect to see in a family friendly Disney movie. In 1965 American
artist, illustrator and author Ben Stahl penned the novel
Blackbeard’s Ghost
which dealt with two young boys who accidentally conjure up the ghost
of Blackbeard. If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me...
In
Stahl’s book Blackbeard was killed after failing to go legit, he got a
pardon from the local Governor by offering to collect tolls from any
ship trying to make port but when his toll collecting turned into basic
pirating, and after much of his loot went into building his own tavern
he named
Boar's Head Inn, he was cut down in a massive battle
with the navy. The Governor awarded the tavern to the man responsible
for Blackbeard’s defeat and it was passed down through the family over
the years until it was about to be torn down to make way for a new gas
station. Two friends sneak into the ruins of
Boar’s Head Inn
and find a secret room that contains a spell book that unleashes the
spirit of Blackbeard on the sleepy town of Godolphin. The boys didn’t
use quite the right ingredients when they performed the spell and thus
only they can see the ghost. The boys split their time hiding from the
terrifying specter and trying to stop him from murdering the descendants
of Blackbeard's enemies. None of this is in the Disney movie. The book
reads like a
Hardy Boys ghost story, with some nice historical
context, while the movie it is “based” on is more of a series of wacky
antics with the name Blackbeard attached.
Enter the ever affable Dean Jones.
Actor Dean Jones became a Disney staple with such classic films as
That Darn Cat and
The Love Bug and his appearance as the hero of
Blackbeard’s Ghost
is another of his roles where he plays that reasonable man caught up in
some very unreasonable events. The movie follows Steve Walker (
Dean Jones)
as he arrives in the seaside town of Goldolphin to take up the position
of track coach for the college’s incredible inept track team; he meets
the lovely Godolphin professor Jo Anne Baker (
Suzanne Pleshette),
who is manning the kissing both for a charity bazar to raise money to
save Blackbeard’s Inn, and he ends up winning at auction an antique bed
warmer that has the spell to resurrect Blackbeard hidden in its handle.
I wonder what kind of rent they charge for staying in a matte painting.
We
learn that Blackbeard’s then wife Aldetha was a witch, and for his
philandering she cursed him to an existence in limbo unless he can
perform a good deed. This is very different from the book where Aldetha
Stowecroft was a local witch but she was not Blackbeard’s wife; she was
befriended Blackbeard and his pirate crew while everyone else in the
town shunned her. She ran the inn and her spell was not with evil intent
but with the hope that someday he would return. So here we have Disney
defaming witches again, it will be years before Disney tries to show
them in a good light in such films like
Maleficent.
So the movie has your standard evil witch but then it also has your
avuncular fun pirate in the form of Peter Ustinov’s Blackbeard.
“I’m the fun loving drunk pirate, not the murdering looting kind.”
What’s interesting is that Steve learned from the legend that Blackbeard (
Peter Ustinov) had his wife burned at the stake but Blackbeard denies it, “
I
never put a taper to her, never! On a dull day I may have keelhauled a
wife or two or else walked one of the edge of plank, but I never did it
for spite. I might have done out of jest, to keep the spirit of my
shipmates up.” Only someone with the acting caliber of Peter
Ustinov could spout off such things and still manage to come across as
goofily charming, and Dean Jones makes a great straight man. So the
basic structure of the movie is that of a buddy comedy with Blackbeard
trying to perform a good deed so as to escape limbo while Steve tries to
get his track team ready for the big meet. It’s no surprise that the
two goals will collide.
Blackbeard is full of team spirit.
The
movie’s plot does have two conflicts; first is the fact that Steve
doesn’t want Blackbeard’s help as that would be cheating, and secondly
is the
Daughters of the Buccaneers, elderly descendants of the pirate's crew led by the great
Elsa Lanchester, are trying to raise enough money to pay off the Inn’s mortgage and prevent local crime boss, Silky Seymour (
Joby Baker),
from building a casino where Blackbeard's Inn stands. These plot
threads meet when Blackbeard secretly takes the money earned at the
charity auction and places it on bet for the Godolphin track team to win
the meet. Steve at first tries to prevent Blackbeard from “assisting”
the team but his ethics get sidelined when he realizes that a “greater
good” is at stake here. They win the meet, much to a surprised crowd,
but Silky isn’t too keen to pay up on the wager.
Goodfellas meets Disney’s Central Casting Department.
Blackbeard’s Ghost
is your standard Disney family fare with a wonderful collection of
talented character actors in service of script that if a little silly is
at least a lot of fun. Much of the entertainment hinges on the
chemistry between Dean Jones and Peter Ustinov and they do work of each
other beautifully, and the love interest between Jones and Suzanne
Pleshette is treated more as an annoyance to the plot than as something
anybody really cares about.
Steve Walker has the standard boorish rival for the pretty professor's heart.
We
get great comic moments with Blackbeard trying to drive a car and
gleefully interfering in the track meet, and Dean Jones makes for a
perfect foil to such antics. There is nothing ground breaking in this
movie, but that isn’t surprising because at the time
Disney Studios
had a formula for their live action comedies that they rarely strayed
from. This is a movie I can easily recommend for people of all ages,
though the special effects may be considered rather quaint by modern
standards, and I do hope that someday Hollywood decides to remake this
one and base it closer to the source material. With the popularity of
films like
Super 8 and the Netflix series
Stranger Things a new
Blackbeard’s Ghost adaptation, with kids in the starring roles, could do rather well.
And they lived Happily Ever After.
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