With
Raiders of the Sun we get producer/director
Cirio H. Santiago
most environmentally conscious film yet, and by that I mean 90% of the
action in this movie is recycled from his previous films
Wheels of Fire and
Equalizer 2000.
This is the ultimate in low budget post-apocalyptic film making as it
not only reuses footage but also costumes, plot elements, actors and
characters with only the names changed to protect the guilty.
Note: The guy on the poster does not appear in this film.
The title may seem like Santiago is ripping of
Raiders of the Lost Ark this time, but that is not the case, this is just another one of his
Mad Max rip-offs. The film opens with a battle between the
Alpha League and an insurrectionist group led by Colonel Clay (
William Steis). Clay is dressed in the exact outfit that Steis wore in
Equalizer 2000, and is still playing the main nemesis to this movies badass hero. In that role we have Brodie (
Richard Norton), also dressed exactly as his character from
Equalizer 2000 was, and he has been given the mission of getting more gunpowder for
Alpha League.
Note: This big opening battle is mostly footage from the big closing battle of Wheels of Fire.
Where this film differs from
Wheels of Fire and
Equalizer 2000 is that Brodie is not the film’s sole male hero, after the
Battle of Brokedown Pass (also the name given the location of the battle in
Wheels of Fire,
which makes one wonder if Cirio H. Santiago just has a Boggle game with
names and words that he just dumps out on the table and calls it a
script) we are introduced to Talbot (
Blake Boyd) who is retiring from service return to his farm and beautiful wife.
Our two heroes and a goat, and yes we do get a bestiality joke.
What
is truly unusual is that Brodie and Talbot don’t have much actual
screen time together, instead of getting a buddy adventure film these
two separate and go off on two divergent plot lines. Talbot’s plot line
has to deal with going home to find his community had been destroyed by a
redneck army led by an asshole by the name of Hoghead (
Rick Dean). Most of the villagers are killed and Talbot’s wife Vera (
Brigitta Stenberg) is captured.
Sadly the community was constructed by a 9th grade drama club, thus quite flammable.
Not to mention the added embarrassment of being defeated by a guy in a pig hat.
While
tooling around on his chopper Brodie encounters some of Boss Hogg’s
men…I mean Hoghead’s men, and he tries to rescue Vera, but they shoot
his bike and the villains just drive off with the girl. Nothing beats
seeing a hero Insta-Fail. Talbot shows up while Brodie is burying Vera’s
dad and they decide to join forces as the most likely place that they
would have taken Vera is the town of a Valentine, which is also a good
place for Brodie to investigate a rumored lost gunpowder mine.
Note:
I’m not sure the filmmakers are aware of the fact that gunpowder isn’t
something you mine. At one point in the film a character refers to
potassium mines but potassium nitrate is only
one ingredient in the making of gunpowder, and yet these guys find mines loaded with explosive black powder just lying around.
While on route to Valentine Brodie and Talbot rescue a beautiful Filipino woman named Sierra (
Lani Lobangco)
from some Mountain Hunters, she is grateful and decides to join them.
When the trio make it to Valentine Brodie follows some of Hoghead’s men
into a bar while Brodie and Sierra interrogate a group of little people
who may know the location of the lost mine. They inform Brodie and
Sierra of a place called Aguilla Point, located in the mountains to the
west, where the fabled gunpowder can be found. Later Brodie rescues the
little people from a bunch of assholes who think burning midgets is fun.
Still a better gig than the Lollipop Guild.
Back
in Valentine Talbot has impressed the members of Hoghead’s gang and is
now working undercover in the hopes of finding his wife. Meanwhile Vera
does seem be doing pretty good on her own as she knees Hoghead in the
groin and knocks out one of his teeth when he tries to rape her. Tickled
by her spunk he has her locked in one of the dungeon cells for later.
Hoghead is suspicious of Talbot and forces him to compete in an
Initiation. This entails two idiots swinging back and forth on ropes
while trying to hit one another with clubs. Hoghead tosses Talbot’s
opponent a knife, the dirty cheater, but Talbot is still victorious.
In a post nuclear holocaust world you get your entertainment where you can.
Back
with Brodie and Sierra we find that Brodie was injured and has been
taken into the mountains where Sierra’s people live. Sierra nurses
Brodie back to health but Brodie is a bit miffed to find out that
Aguilla Point is where Sierra is from, and that he's been traveling with
a person who knew all along where the location of the lost gunpowder
mine was.
They then have sex so he gets over this betrayal rather quickly.
He tries to appeal to her father, telling him that the
Alpha League
desperately needs the gunpowder if they are ever going to defeat
Colonel Clay and his evil insurrectionist, but this is a peaceful
village and they only use the gunpowder for ceremonial purposes.
Then for some reason Clay decides to train these peace lovers in staff fighting.
Trouble
enters paradise when Clay and his soldiers arrive, having figured out
this is where the gunpowder can be found, and then we have a rather one
sided battle between spear wielding mountain people and dudes with
M-16s. Then something happens that will surprise no one who has seen
Equalizer 2000, poor Sierra is gunned down.
Sex with Richard Norton is notoriously fatal.
Did I mention that Colonel Clay and Hoghead were brothers; well they are and have decided to team up to destroy the
Alpha League,
but then Hoghead is run over by an escaping Talbot and Vera. Damn, I
hate when family reunions are ruined by vehicular homicide. Clay vows
revenge and prepares for the big fight, but not before having a funeral
pyre for his dead brother of course.
Does anyone else smell bacon?
Clay and his forces, now combined with his late brother’s men, lay siege to the
Alpha League Citadel,
but just when things seem at their bleakest a car blasts through Clay’s
soldiers, evading multiple mortar rounds, and is revealed to be Brodie
in a car full of gunpowder and little people. The gunpowder is rushed
into the Citadel so that the men can start loading shells, and once
again I’m not sure the filmmakers understand how firearms work. The time
it would take to process the gunpowder, and then load it into shells
for your standard mortar shell and M-16 casing, is a tad longer than
your standard battle. If this was an actual siege, where the
Alpha League
was able to hold off the enemy for days, this would make sense, but not
here where everyone immediately engages in a massive firefight, thus
making the arrival of the gunpowder completely pointless.
And then Sierra's people show up so we can use more footage from Equalizer 2000.
We
finally get the showdown between Brodie and Clay, with the latter
ending his villainous career with the standard villain fall to his death
moment, and the day is saved. Midgets, forest folk, and Alpha League
soldiers all cheer our valiant heroes, and another exciting post nuclear
war movie comes to a close.
Raiders of the Sun has enough action for fans of the genre, and if you
have seen
Wheels of Fire and
Equalizer 2000 you can play the “
Spot the reused footage” game, and it really is astonishing how much Cirio H. Santiago much he recycles from footage to costume to script ideas. The
Alpha League soldiers are dressed like
The Ownership from
Wheels of Fire while Clay’s insurrectionist are dressed like
The Ownership from
Equalizer 2000, and having Richard Norton and William Steis practically revising their characters from the previous film is just bizarre.
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