With a title like
Tarzan’s Fight for Life you’d think
the film would be some kind of Lifetime movie of the week type story
with Tarzan fighting for his life against cancer or something, but
actually it’s about Tarzan's fight against superstition. This was the final feature for producer
Sol Lesser,
and the last Tarzan film to portray Tarzan as a broken English speaking
lunk head, well, the last one until we get Bo Derek’s Jane frolicking
through the jungle with slab of beef Miles O’Keefe. Speaking of Jane,
she’s back for this outing. Though this time out she’s not given much
to do other than look pretty and suffer from appendicitis. Also Tarzan
and Jane have legally adopted another white jungle boy, which has me
asking the question, “
With all the different jungle boys these two have gone through wouldn’t Child Services have been notified by now?”
The movie begins by introducing to us a very worried Anne Sturdy (
Jil Jarmyn),
she wants to get the hell out of Africa because the local natives are
being incited to fight against the medical practice run by her father
Dr. Sturdy (
Carl Benton Reid). It seems Futa (
James Edwards)
the witch doctor of the Nagasu tribe, is jealous of how his people
respect the medicine of the white man, and not his brand of Jungle
Magic. Anne’s fiancé Ken Warwick (
Harry Lauter)
is just returning after a two years absence, he was off getting his
medical degree, but when she brings him her concerns of the danger they
are in, and tells him of how scared she really is, he basically pooh
poohs her fears and condescendingly replies, “
I’m sure things aren’t as bad as you say.”
A thrown spear immediately punctuates what an asshole he is.
A
group of warriors working for Futa attack them, scaring off the native
porters, and then they proceed to tear open all the packages containing
valuable medical supplies. Lucky for Anne and Ken our favorite jungle
hero was nearby, and Tarzan (
Gordon Scott) leaps into the fray. With decisive action and brute force Tarzan easily sends the Nagasu warriors packing, but keeps Ramo (
Woody Strode)
who is Futa’s number one henchman, for interrogation purposes. He
learns that Futa has declared that white medicine is now taboo, and with
the recent death of the kindly Nagasu chieftain, who was rather
progressive thinking when it came to modern medicine, things look bad
for our heroes.
Ramo doesn’t take crap from honky ape man.
This
is one of the more plot heavy entries in the Tarzan series, as there is
really a lot going on here. Tarzan returns home to find that Jane has
appendicitis, so he and their newly adopted jungle boy Tartu (
Rickie Sorensen) must paddle Jane (
Eve Brent)
down the river and back to Dr. Sturdy’s clinic. They must portage
around a large waterfall that results in Jane being left alone for a
minute and her life being threatened by a python. The fight between
Tarzan and the snake is just embarrassingly bad. All Tarzan had to do is
walk over and pick up Jane and carry her to safety, python's are not
known for their lightning speed attacks, but instead he walks over and
picks up the snake. Poor Gordon Scott almost got killed by this thing,
and it took six crew members to pull it off him.
Tarzan learned to wrestle by watching Bela Lugosi in Bride of the Monster.
Also
at the clinic is a young Nagasu woman who Tarzan rescued from the
clutches of a crocodile. Tarzan had taken her to the clinic against the
wishes of Futa, causing more animosity between Tarzan and the Futa. Dr.
Sturdy does his best to save her but because Futa had recently
forbidden his people from giving blood donations, and with not enough of
her blood type for a transfusion, the poor girl dies. Futa, thinking
this makes for a perfect opportunity for revenge, hypnotizes the grief
stricken husband of the dead girl into sneaking into the clinic to kill
Jane who is recovering from from her appendectomy surgery. He is foiled
by a sharp eyed Tartu, and then killed by one of the doctor’s native
helpers. Things start to really look bad for Futa when the late chief’s
young son becomes stricken with the same illness that killed his father,
a malady that Futa was unable to cure with his tribal potions. If
Futa’s magic fails again, and the boy dies, the villagers will most
certainly vote for a new witch doctor. Ramo comes up with the brilliant
idea of sneaking into Dr. Sturdy’s clinic, stealing some white man’s
medicine, and then giving it to the young boy under the guise of his
“Jungle Magic.”
I have a cunning plan.
Ramo
sneaks in to the clinic, knocks one of Dr. Sturdy’s helpers
unconscious, breaks into a medicine cabinet, and steals a bottle labeled
in bold red letters,
VIRULENT POISON.
Not since Dr. Frankenstein’s idiot assistant grabbed the wrong brain
have we seen such catastrophic failure in medical thievery. When Tarzan
learns of this
he
races into action to stop Futa from poisoning the kid, but Futa has
ordered that the Nagasu lands be closed to all outsiders, so Tarzan must
stealthily make his way in.
Sadly, it doesn’t quite work out so well.
Of
course Tarzan will break free in time, poor idiot Ramo gets eaten by a
lion, and when Futa is confronted by Tarzan, just as he is about to give
“his medicine” to the boy, he tries to prove his medicine is fine by
drinking it himself. Needless to say this ends Futa’s career as a witch
doctor, and his time here on Earth.
“I may have made a tactical error.”
This
is a decent Tarzan movie, if not one of the more action packed ones,
but it’s theme of science versus superstition is handled fairly well,
and doesn’t constantly hammer the “ignorant savages” angle too much. The
scenes that bothered me were the ones where Tarzan has to have how a
thermometer works explained to him, and Jane giving him a hard time for
not recognizing that she is wearing a new dress. She asks, “
Notice anything? And he looks around bewildered.
“You’re just like every other man. I have a new dress, silly.”
Do we seriously need Fifties sitcom wife versus husband stuff in our jungle adventures? But overall director
H. Bruce Humberstone
gives a decent entry in the series, with solid characters and a strong
story. The use of location footage, including Gordon Scott riding a
giraffe, would have worked better if they used the same film stock of
the rest of the film, as it is the difference that is rather jarring.
The location footage is dark and grainy while the studio stuff is bright
Technicolor.
Maybe a tad too colorful in spots.
ing against the ignorant superstitions
of the local natives.
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